December 2009
64 posts
“A lion would never cheat, but a Tiger wood.”
SHIIIEEETT!
I feel like my uterus is trying to escape from my body. wtf?!
new job’s lookin alriiight, although I do want to punch a certain someone in the eyeball for criticizing me (AND everyone else) on my every move. so uhhhh, look bitch, you know just as much as everyone else here, & everyone likes to acknowledge feedback, but you’re too much. & you’re criticizing stupid shit...
“Getting money is like digging with a needle; spending it is like water soaking...”
– Japanese proverb [via johannal] (via quote-book)
DAAMNitscold.
well, its florida-cold. bwahaha
I am NOT pleased.
Let’s not have this again please. kthankss.
In other news, ready to go to my work Christmas party & get schwasted with my boss’ liquor [:-
the best day;)
it really was. lol. hosted & did togos at work today, someone called in a sushi order & cancelled it, but the sushi was already made so I got to eat it. then LATER the chef accidentally made TWO steak & shrimp dinners instead of one, so I got to eat that one too.
okay, not the best day, but my stomach sure isn’t complaining too much. [:
just got a new job (:
I’m excitedd.
ahhh, durka durka durka.
M: So, what would you like to drink?
C: What kinda drinks yall got?
M: We have Pepsi products.
C: Yall got lemonade?
M: No, sir.
C: How bout fruit punch?
M: No, sir. Sorry.
C: Okay, I'll have a Coke then.
According to greek mythology, humans were...
cupcakeconnaisseur:
krystian:
emie-d:
bunnysuit:
owltreethree:pawnshopheart:insidethelion:pinkrose:wellnowmardybum
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and...”
– George Carlin (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Just for you, Megan. haha. :)
(via nonameme)
thanks, sarah. I’ll have you know I’ve slowed the driving down a bit on account of the overwhelming complaints I’ve received from my passengers. lol.
"Flash dancers will spread holiday cheer all over...
ew, anyone else completely grossed out by that? lol
saw it on the display board of a strip club on the way to school this morning.
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“I hope this business fails & he has to close the restaurant because I want...”
at least he was honest;
I was driving home from work the other day & saw a homeless man at an intersection holding up a sign that read, “WHY LIE? I WANT A BEER” bahaha.
whats up with all these rappers & babies?
first 50 cent & his stupid ass song, baby by me.
& now, r. kelly’s over here wanting to get girls pregnant too with his song.
lol, I guess they’re finally ready to settle down.
some lady cashier at the gas station tried to...
there are other jobs that have tips, hello?!
dear george lopez,
you are not funny.
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